So, earlier, my father told me that since I was more responsible, I might get the laptop I was promised for the birthday after the one in three months (Ha ha, see what I did there?) eariler. But beware, whenever a grown-up tells you that you're responsible, it's just their reverse-psychology plan to get you to be responsible. So, I've been trying to be more responsible, because I need a laptop. So, I thought I might put together a little pictographic tutorial as well on this concept.
How-To: Be Deemed Responsible
How-To: Be Deemed Responsible
First off, though I know it's hard, never leave your room looking like this.
Then, win this many medals to make it look like you're exceedingly smart.
And make sure to put postcards like these all around your room to make it look like you have planned out your life and where you want to go.
Also, it'd probably be a good idea to not try and throw away your siblings.
Until....
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