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Anyways, I was scoping around on our Twitter account, looking at the live feed. I have just gotta point out that you don't have to post every time you eat a banana! I mean GREAT job! So proud! *And in case you couldn't hear the sarcasm, it was most definitely there* But, as a writer, one thing I LOVE is humor. Comedy. It's great! What can I say? I love to laugh! So, out of curiosity, I looked up 'Funny Tweets' on the World Wide Web, and I will now share with you the hilarious ridiculousness I have worked so hard to find!
1) Dear 2012, We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats anyways on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals. Sincerely, 1950.
2) Fun Fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat, you would have enough for a pretty serious crime conviction!
3) When life brings you down: get up, punch it in the face, and yell, "I'm Chuck Norris!!"
4) Why is there braille on drive-in ATMs?
5)There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
6)What if phone booths are just an elaborate plan to get rid of phone booths so superman has no place to change?!?
7) Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual in 2 languages at the age of 5, but can't find an apple on the tree behind her!
8)14.9 million americans are now unemployed. That's a lot of new blogs!
9) We hate what we cannot understand. I do not know what this means, but I don't like it!
10) My personality test results came back. They're Negative."
Also, You'd think these were easy to find on the internet. No. I had to look at about 19 different websites and pull one (or none) for this post. 19! A lot of them were titled 'funniest' and that doesn't technically mean funny at all. Because, obviously, they were not. So i issue a challenge: Everybody that reads this post and has a twitter- Post the most hilarious joke you have EVER heard! Just for you- I will do a little example.
@LifeWithTWandSR Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was TERRIBLE but the reception was GREAT! Hahahahhaha so funny!!
Anyways, I was scoping around on our Twitter account, looking at the live feed. I have just gotta point out that you don't have to post every time you eat a banana! I mean GREAT job! So proud! *And in case you couldn't hear the sarcasm, it was most definitely there* But, as a writer, one thing I LOVE is humor. Comedy. It's great! What can I say? I love to laugh! So, out of curiosity, I looked up 'Funny Tweets' on the World Wide Web, and I will now share with you the hilarious ridiculousness I have worked so hard to find!
1) Dear 2012, We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats anyways on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals. Sincerely, 1950.
2) Fun Fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat, you would have enough for a pretty serious crime conviction!
3) When life brings you down: get up, punch it in the face, and yell, "I'm Chuck Norris!!"
4) Why is there braille on drive-in ATMs?
5)There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
6)What if phone booths are just an elaborate plan to get rid of phone booths so superman has no place to change?!?
7) Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual in 2 languages at the age of 5, but can't find an apple on the tree behind her!
8)14.9 million americans are now unemployed. That's a lot of new blogs!
9) We hate what we cannot understand. I do not know what this means, but I don't like it!
10) My personality test results came back. They're Negative."
Also, You'd think these were easy to find on the internet. No. I had to look at about 19 different websites and pull one (or none) for this post. 19! A lot of them were titled 'funniest' and that doesn't technically mean funny at all. Because, obviously, they were not. So i issue a challenge: Everybody that reads this post and has a twitter- Post the most hilarious joke you have EVER heard! Just for you- I will do a little example.
@LifeWithTWandSR Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was TERRIBLE but the reception was GREAT! Hahahahhaha so funny!!
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